Tove’s Reviews > A Court of Mist and Fury > Status Update

I am in actual tears. Sarah. Sarah you cannot have thought this imagery through. I beg of you to go on ao3 and research what actually good smut is like. You can't have Rhys shove himself into Feyre's ✨️LITERALLY✨️ GLOWING ASS DO YOU NOT HEAR HOW FKN RIDICULOUS THIS SOUNDS 😭😭😭😭

Started thinking a little too hard about what makes supposed love interest Rhysand different from Selwyn Kane and realized what makes Romantasy inherently different from Fantasy, and I am now inclined to agree that we should keep these genres far as fuck from each other actually

High Lord of the Spring Court: Tamlin
High Lord of the Summer Court: Tarquin

Sarah. Stop this. This has to stop. Listen to me-

High Lord of the Spring Court: Tamlin
High Lord of the Summer Court: Tarquin

Sarah. This has to stop. Stop this. Listen to me-

Feyre Archeron. FAE(RE) ARCHER(ON)???

Sarah I know naming things and characters is hard and requires more than 5 seconds of thinking and placeholder names are great for drafting but be so fucking for real right now

You cannot convince me we live in a timeline where this book touched the hands of a single editor

I haven't even made it past the wedding and I am legit furious over this woman's writing. What are we doing??? Is this fkn Madlibs ACOTAR edition??? There will be no blanks for me to fill in as an audience if you give me the bare bones of a fkn stick figure for your characters, Sarah.

Why did we need a sex scene there. What the fuck. Tamlin. Why are you a sexist bastard all of a sudden. Why can't you have a normal conversation like adults. You are like a gazillion years old. What are we doing. Why are y'all keeping your eyes open when you kiss what the fuck