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"I'm a man that happens to be a glass pitcher of liquid, not blind. You're gorgeous."
Now that's a pickup line I never thought I'd hear in my lifetime
— Mar 30, 2026 05:57PM
Now that's a pickup line I never thought I'd hear in my lifetime
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Mélina Fortin
is 68% done
I AM DYING
THIS IS HILARIOUS
WHAT DID I EXPECT
OF COURSE HE SCREAMED "OHHHH YEAAAAH" WHILE DOING YOU KNOW WHAT
😭😭😭
— Mar 30, 2026 06:48PM
THIS IS HILARIOUS
WHAT DID I EXPECT
OF COURSE HE SCREAMED "OHHHH YEAAAAH" WHILE DOING YOU KNOW WHAT
😭😭😭

