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”As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn’t say, she will remember them all when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Think of that, and be still.”
— 7 hours, 58 min ago
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Zala
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“That is true. You are a man, and men can do nothing that makes any difference.” But her voice was strangely slow and burdened. She asked, “Which will you choose?”
why is this kind of depressing
— 7 hours, 56 min ago
why is this kind of depressing
Zala
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“I was born mortal, and I have been immortal for a long, foolish time, and one day I will be mortal again; so I know something that a unicorn cannot know. Whatever can die is beautiful—more beautiful than a unicorn, who lives forever, and who is the most beautiful creature in the world. Do you understand me?”
“No,” she said.
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— Mar 30, 2026 09:05PM
“No,” she said.
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Zala
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“Suckers. To assume so lightly that all magicians dabble in death. Now if they had wanted me to lift the curse—ah, I might have done that for no more than the meal, I might have done it for a single glass of wine.”
— Mar 29, 2026 12:05PM
Zala
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”Unicorns are not meant to make choices. She said no, and yes, and no again, day and night, and for the first time she began to feel the minutes crawling over her like worms.”
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— Mar 25, 2026 09:01AM
relatable
Zala
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”She had killed dragons with it, and healed a king whose poisoned wound would not close, and knocked down ripe chestnuts for bear cubs.”
— Mar 25, 2026 08:57AM
