Unmolt’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update
Unmolt
is 46% done
notes so far:
- mercedes ‘if he dies, i die’ headass #ilovemybf final boss
- super cute watching 2 imprisoned men talk about how to make a pencil in jail
- something about buying ur enemy’s wife’s horse and then gifting it back to her, only to plan to rescue your other enemy’s wife from said horses is a plan only dante could come up with
- i felt like i was in the cuck chair in chapter 51
— Apr 01, 2026 08:15AM
- mercedes ‘if he dies, i die’ headass #ilovemybf final boss
- super cute watching 2 imprisoned men talk about how to make a pencil in jail
- something about buying ur enemy’s wife’s horse and then gifting it back to her, only to plan to rescue your other enemy’s wife from said horses is a plan only dante could come up with
- i felt like i was in the cuck chair in chapter 51
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