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Mariya
is 47% done
“I told you to stop saying shit like that.” “Then stop running away.” “You’re the one who did after the last time, Yulian!”
Yulian pulling back makes zero sense to me! This just seemed like a stupid plot device to create distance between them. At least do a more realistic reason to create that distance! 🙄🙄🙄
— Apr 01, 2026 11:08AM
Yulian pulling back makes zero sense to me! This just seemed like a stupid plot device to create distance between them. At least do a more realistic reason to create that distance! 🙄🙄🙄
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Mariya
is 70% done
Yulian takes a sip of his drink, then spits it right out, coughing. “What the fuck is this? Fermented urine?” “How on earth do you know what fermented urine tastes like? Actually, don’t answer that and drink.
LMFAO!!! I just couldn’t with the fermented urine comment! Out of everything urine is the first thing that pops into his head?! 🤣🤣🤣
— Apr 01, 2026 04:00PM
LMFAO!!! I just couldn’t with the fermented urine comment! Out of everything urine is the first thing that pops into his head?! 🤣🤣🤣
Mariya
is 21% done
“Are we seriously holding a funeral for your bike?” Cyrus stares between me and the rest of the Serpents’ club that has gathered here today to commemorate a legend.
LMFAO!!! This fucker is actually mourning his motorcycle like it was an actual person! 🤣🤣🤣
— Mar 31, 2026 01:00PM
LMFAO!!! This fucker is actually mourning his motorcycle like it was an actual person! 🤣🤣🤣
Mariya
is 12% done
“Let’s talk about something fun, because I don’t want to think about depressing things if I’m gonna die.” “You’re not—” “Have you lost your virginity yet?”
Why the fuck does he say the most random shit?! Have you lost your virginity yet? Oh, you don’t wanna tell me about it, that’s okay! I’ll tell you about mine instead! 🤣🤣🤣
— Mar 31, 2026 10:48AM
Why the fuck does he say the most random shit?! Have you lost your virginity yet? Oh, you don’t wanna tell me about it, that’s okay! I’ll tell you about mine instead! 🤣🤣🤣

