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Alyssa Schmit
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"We did an hour of practice, at the end of which I was capable of flinging a fireball down the range at the dizzying speed of a bumblebee who'd met his pollen quota and was taking a moment to enjoy the view."
I love the way he describes things 😂
— 15 hours, 59 min ago
I love the way he describes things 😂
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Alyssa Schmit
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"But I am like the river," said Oxley. "I may run but I am always there."
— Mar 30, 2026 09:24AM
Alyssa Schmit
is on page 159 of 392
"I tried to make myself do something, but nothing in my first-aid training had prepared me for someone's face flopping open like a starfish."
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— Mar 26, 2026 06:43PM
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