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Joe is on page 155 of 464
Christ all these vampires are fucking lunatics. But… fair. Though that all of them were made by Dracula is… disturbing. He is most obviously not dead and is probably that damned fox Iris keeps seeing
Apr 02, 2026 01:08AM
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Joe
Joe is 99% done
Bram Stoker’s Dracula who? Honestly, it was a fun romp. Was it the most amazing thing ever? No. But I had fun. And it was nice to see vampires acting like vampires. Capable of good, yes, but also batshit crazy. Dracula. Well, he wasn’t in it much but the primordial misogyny of him was interesting to read. I wish I had the Fox and the Devil, but I’ll get that when I’m not poor. Now, what to read next?
16 hours, 12 min ago
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Joe
Joe is on page 428 of 464
Im cackling because narcissism is literally a superpower against Dracula. If you believe hard enough, he can’t touch you. Love it. I havent said much but I have been eating GOOD with this book. I’ll be happy to give this 5 stars.
17 hours, 50 min ago
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Joe
Joe is on page 388 of 464
Oh my god this is a rollercoaster. I love how inhuman Dracula is, that his humanity, if there ever was any, is gone. Im curious if he was ever human to begin with or if he was simply an aberration of nature given life. Suppose wont find out here
18 hours, 36 min ago
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Joe
Joe is on page 302 of 464
Okay so the Goldaming Life is some sort of vampiric pyramid scheme… but why?
19 hours, 55 min ago
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Joe
Joe is on page 293 of 464
Well the cat is out of the bag, Iris knows Elle is Lucy. Now what? I’m very curious where it goes from here.
Apr 03, 2026 01:37AM
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Joe
Joe is on page 267 of 464
That is quite an elaborate plot and honestly, they were cunning snakes in doing it. I wonder how Lucy is gonna react.
Apr 03, 2026 01:21AM
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Joe
Joe is on page 256 of 464
The cast of Dracula being the villains is a nice twist. Im sure purists are rolling in the soil of their homeland but haha, get fucked. Dracula is still an evil bastard, thank god.
Apr 03, 2026 01:15AM
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Joe
Joe is on page 230 of 464
Ah so Dracula is Akasha. Only kidding. But if what the Doctor says is true, killing him will kill all vampires he has ever created. I dont know the veracity of that but I guess we’ll see
Apr 03, 2026 12:59AM
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Joe
Joe is on page 205 of 464
Okay so Goldaming Life is so vampiric cult… right? And yay Iris and Lucy finally kissed.
Apr 02, 2026 03:34PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 199 of 464
White’s description of Dracula is mesmerizing. An insatiable hunger. Never able to be fulfilled. He hasnt been in this much, but his presence permeates the book. It’s rather like Bram Stoker’s Dracula, but done in a way that doesn’t bore the tits off me.
Apr 02, 2026 03:25PM
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