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Joe
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The cast of Dracula being the villains is a nice twist. Im sure purists are rolling in the soil of their homeland but haha, get fucked. Dracula is still an evil bastard, thank god.
— 11 hours, 52 min ago
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Joe
is on page 293 of 464
Well the cat is out of the bag, Iris knows Elle is Lucy. Now what? I’m very curious where it goes from here.
— 11 hours, 30 min ago
Joe
is on page 267 of 464
That is quite an elaborate plot and honestly, they were cunning snakes in doing it. I wonder how Lucy is gonna react.
— 11 hours, 46 min ago
Joe
is on page 230 of 464
Ah so Dracula is Akasha. Only kidding. But if what the Doctor says is true, killing him will kill all vampires he has ever created. I dont know the veracity of that but I guess we’ll see
— 12 hours, 8 min ago
Joe
is on page 205 of 464
Okay so Goldaming Life is so vampiric cult… right? And yay Iris and Lucy finally kissed.
— 21 hours, 33 min ago
Joe
is on page 199 of 464
White’s description of Dracula is mesmerizing. An insatiable hunger. Never able to be fulfilled. He hasnt been in this much, but his presence permeates the book. It’s rather like Bram Stoker’s Dracula, but done in a way that doesn’t bore the tits off me.
— 21 hours, 42 min ago
Joe
is on page 155 of 464
Christ all these vampires are fucking lunatics. But… fair. Though that all of them were made by Dracula is… disturbing. He is most obviously not dead and is probably that damned fox Iris keeps seeing
— Apr 02, 2026 01:08AM
Joe
is on page 130 of 464
Okay so the three suitors are trying to get all of Lucy’s money, right? This reminds me a little bit of a Sherlock Holmes/Dracula retelling where Van Helsing and co were all scammers looking to steal the Counts fortune. I will say I feel terrible for Lucy, always running in search of love and affection she can seemingly never find. Her and Iris are rather similar, and different in other ways.
— Apr 01, 2026 06:21PM
Joe
is on page 110 of 464
This may be blasphemous to say but it is giving Anne Rice. And the prose… My god. “I wondered what would greet him on the other side. I hoped, for his sake, that it was nothing. No dreams. Only sleep, perfect and dark and eternal.” Loving it so far.
— Apr 01, 2026 05:51PM
Joe
is on page 48 of 464
God these other brides are evil pieces of work, aren’t they? Christ.
— Apr 01, 2026 02:29PM
Joe
is on page 41 of 464
The shift between past and present is giving me a bit of whiplash if I’m honest. But it’s interesting to see the mind of Lucy explored, especially in a book that doesnt bore the tits off me and make me want to claw out my eyes in rage.
— Apr 01, 2026 02:21PM

