Abbey S.’s Reviews > The Vampire Armand > Status Update

“the fierce old child of darkness wakes in me, the coven master beneath the paris cemetery who decreed when and how the dark blood should be given…but that old habit of authority is fraudulent and just a nuisance at best” - TV show armand would beg to differ lol

i am thrilled however that THE most brutal kill of the series so far belongs to Armand <3 never thought of ripping off a dude’s face with vampire fangs before

this got. so bad. so quickly.

HE’S STILL LYING ABOUT LESTAT. GIRL. ARMAND. GET IT TOGETHER.

i don't mean to appropriate the song that's for girls but annabelle dinda you get him sm: "This isn't rage, it's too specific / I like to hate symbolic limits / This is no statement, I'm complicit / This is a dream, God put me in it"

they can't put any of this in the show or else nobody will gaf about the other guys' past. i'm so serious. how on earth did she think of so many horrors to put armand through. RICCARDO, TOO?

“i would never cease to put pressure upon my souls to be that which i believed was good. good was above all kind; it was to be gentle.” please don’t make him go to the coven in rome please anne rice don’t do it

"'You ask as if I owe you this tutelage. Believe me, I do not'" (170) this made me so mad that i started crying i hate him so so much

oh so it really all is Marius’ fault. LITERALLY all of it, down to claudia’s death, if you really think about it. okay sure. this is fine.

the aim here seems to be telling a gothic horror story but without all the subtext and pretense involved so instead i’m reading about absolutely diabolical and explicit villainy from my new least favorite character of all time