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"Do forgive me for having the il manners to disturb your precious solitude, M'lord Dragon. I can just picture you sitting with your cloven hooves propped up on the hearth, enjoying a nice warm cup of kitten's blood, when you
heard the shouting of the mob."
"Actually, I was enjoying a nice glass of port when I heard the commotion. I had to swear off kitten's blood because it gave me dyspepsia."
— Apr 02, 2026 05:00PM
heard the shouting of the mob."
"Actually, I was enjoying a nice glass of port when I heard the commotion. I had to swear off kitten's blood because it gave me dyspepsia."
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"Has it occurred to you, Miss Wilder, that we're both mythical creatures of a sort — I a dragon, and you a maiden? From the dawn of time, maidens have been endowed with miraculous powers. They can charm unicorns, break curses ..." Although she would have thought it impossible, his voice grew even huskier. "... bring a man to his knees. But it remains to be seen whose is the greater power—yours or mine."
— Apr 03, 2026 03:01PM
