Paula’s Reviews > Kiss of the Basilisk > Status Update

this just keeps getting worse, and it was unbelievably bad to begin with

this might be the least sexy scene anyone has ever written

the sex is bad but the plot is worse

this place isn't actually a kingdom, it's a village, which means that leo isn't a prince, he's the mayor's son. at best.

i actually don't think that lindsay straube knows what a kingdom is

just when you think the book can't get worse

why is this 1000-year-old man obsessed with the dumbest, most immature 20-year-old??

you're crying over this??? get it together

however bad you think this book is, I promise it is worse

love how the author can't decide if her protagonist is the hottest person in the world or so ugly no man could possibly ever want to fuck her. girl it just simply cannot be both.

"It felt as if their entire conversation had been a battle of wits, and Tem wasn't sure who had won." no one has won you are both dumb as shit