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“If your hand was that wobbly, you would choose, perhaps, to grow a beard.’Ninefingers chuckled.”
I read this, highlighted it and wrote a note: “Yes pls. The only thing I like more than an ugly man is an ugly man with a beard”
I kid you not, my phone started auto deleting that shit immediately. It said RETHINK, so I’m doubling down and making this public update.
— Apr 05, 2026 04:29AM
I read this, highlighted it and wrote a note: “Yes pls. The only thing I like more than an ugly man is an ugly man with a beard”
I kid you not, my phone started auto deleting that shit immediately. It said RETHINK, so I’m doubling down and making this public update.
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