Clara > Recent Status Updates

“I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee.

I have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need machinery like that.”

“But the noble-born fight on horseback in this part of the kingdom. If there’s a war, horses are going to be killed in droves.”
“And men, too, I might add.”
Perryn seemed deaf to Nevyn’s qualification. He was staring off into space, and his eyes were filled with tears.
“All those horses,” he whispered.”

Who cares about men when there are horses dying 😔

Finally realised Logen is an unreliable narrator.

“Somehow, everyone had mistaken him for a king, when he was very clearly a selfish, clueless idiot who had scarcely in his life thought more than a day ahead.”

Sounds like a king to me

“Somehow, everyone had mistaken him for a king, when he was very clearly a selfish, clueless idiot who had scarcely in his life thought more than a day ahead.”

Sounds like a leader to me

“Say one thing for Logen Ninefingers, say he’s a lover.”

My favourite out of all the Logenisms

Just saw someone on Reddit say they imagine Jezal as Prince Charming from Shrek. How am I supposed to keep reading with a straight face?

“If your hand was that wobbly, you would choose, perhaps, to grow a beard.’Ninefingers chuckled.”
I read this, highlighted it and wrote a note: “Yes pls. The only thing I like more than an ugly man is an ugly man with a beard”
I kid you not, my phone started auto deleting that shit immediately. It said RETHINK, so I’m doubling down and making this public update.

Is the story and the magic system great? Yes.
Is the reincarnation thing awesome? YES.
But MY GOD do I regret going in not knowing about the incest