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“Vern Martinez?”
“Yes. Do you know her?”
“She’s one of my best friends,” Aly said. “We work together.”
I blinked. “Woah. Small world. Wait, so you must know Greg, too.”

IM BEGGING

“I had tattooed my teeth marks on his ass, which felt pretty permanent.”

look at that, she finally tattoed him where she wanted to! 😂🤭

“Flex,” she said, and I did as I was asked. “Yup. I want to bite it.”

PLEASE LOL she's so obsessed (same girl, same)

what is he... did he just turn "submissive mode" on?

“I found a nice plot of land in a cemetery overlooking a lake and bought it for her. It took another party for me to afford the kind of coffin she deserved. Another one before I could buy her headstone.
She has everything she wanted now, and I even pay a groundskeeper to buy new flowers ”

SOBBING 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 SHE JUST WANTED TO BE BURIED PROPERLY

“I couldn’t watch her suffer anymore because it was killing me, too.”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 actually crying rn, this is so sad wtf

“The name Tyler fit him well, seeing as it was one of the douchier ones in existence. The only thing worse would be a J name.”

poor Josh, got insulted for free 😭

“What a brave woman. Next up, asking out a man who knows his way around a dead body.”
She waggled her brows. “Hopefully he knows his way around live ones, too.”

...so, when can I get this book miss Allen? 😊

not the bird mimicking her screaming I-💀