ava’s Reviews > Massacre Monday > Status Update

“i’m taking my viscountess home.”
AHH I LOVE HIM

“you mean, do i want to be married to you when i’ve wanted to rely on myself?”
“that’s exactly what i’m asking, pen.”
“yes. and i’ll tell you why, ryan xavier cardell. because i trust you won’t make me into someone i’m not.”

“no old, droopy balls.”
“well, mine will get saggy someday.”
“i’ll be saggy then, too.”
“then our loose skin can smack and make nasty sounds.”
these two are definitely meant for each other!!!

“eggs, bacon, bread, milk, cheese… you got everything. what do you like?”
“you.”
“what do you like to eat for breakfast?”
holding his palms up, he waves them dramatically. “you.”

“i just wanted to learn everything about my girl. study her. know what she likes and doesn’t. understand how i could be the best man for the job.”

“you didn’t see. you didn’t look!”
“oh, pen… you’re all i see.”
AHHHHHH!!!!

“expect to be naked a lot around me.”
SIR!