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Em
is 34% done
I’m struggling ya’ll. He just called his dick his “sword of thunder” and refers to it as a “him.” Like brother, you’re a hockey player. Not a tall dark and handsome fae with deadly powers. At MOST it should be “velvet wrapped steel” but even that seems excessive yano?
— Apr 07, 2026 10:45AM
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Em
is 34% done
DNF at 52%. Carter kept referring to his manhood as his “sword of thunder.” I honestly hate the whole reformed-fuckboy trope. Anyways, don’t bother with this one, the spice wasn’t even anything to write home about.
— Apr 09, 2026 08:54AM
