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wait that’s the name of the book omg

— Apr 07, 2026 12:06PM

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Sam Hacker is on page 233 of 275

— Apr 07, 2026 12:36PM

Sam Hacker is on page 170 of 275

wait until the Tralfamadorians find out about periods and menopause

— Apr 05, 2026 05:58PM

Sam Hacker is on page 170 of 275

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Sam Hacker is on page 79 of 275

“Billy turned on the Magic Fingers, and he was jiggled as he wept.”

— Jan 30, 2026 08:08PM

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Sam Hacker is on page 29 of 275

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