Julia’s Reviews > God Emperor of Dune > Status Update

Duncan Idaho might be a condescending adolescent who barely view women as people but his sexual prowess is so incredible that watching him climb a wall makes women orgasm. The the fuck am I reading????

Best moment in the book: Moneo tells Duncan to shut up, she Duncan has a mental breakdown over two girl kissing.

It’s been hundred of pages but the image of a giant worm driving around on a little cart with wheels is still hilarious. Like the pope mobile but even sillier.

“I don’t need any juvenile philosophy.” You and me both, Ducan.

You see, women fix men by fist submitting to their sexual violence and then mothering them into mature adults. Fuuuuuuck Youuuuu Frank Herbert. This is even worse than your homophobia.

“Rape I foreign to women” - no it’s fucking not. Serious question, has Leto II/ Frank Herbert actually met women?

“Scratch a liberal and an aristocrat bleeds” really only sounds smart, if you don’t think about it too much.

„All soldiers are homosexuals“ says Leto II, the oldest and smartest being in the universe. This has something to do with boys being cruel to each other? And also why male armies always turn to rape?? Female armies don’t have that problem because women can become pregnant, which changes their bodies??? This is supposedly a work of philosophical genius.