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Ethel is on page 56 of 410

“The gears in my head begin turning. Beeko? Beko? Biiiko? Oh, wait—Biko. As in ‘please’, but in Igbo

This is bad.”

You think? 😂😂😂

— Apr 08, 2026 03:16PM

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Ethel is on page 235 of 410

“I’m in love with Rotimi Jacobs”

Well duh?

— Apr 09, 2026 12:24PM

Ethel is on page 223 of 410

I beg your finest pardon???????
WTF RJ

— Apr 09, 2026 11:37AM

Ethel is on page 213 of 410

Okay this is more new adult than YA

— Apr 09, 2026 09:17AM

Ethel is on page 207 of 410

I just know they fuck pretty

— Apr 09, 2026 07:22AM

Ethel is on page 194 of 410

“You have two degrees, baby. Use your words.”

I thought this was YA😳

— Apr 09, 2026 06:51AM

Ethel is on page 160 of 410

Yeeeeee
Fuck mannn

— Apr 09, 2026 05:45AM

Ethel is on page 158 of 410

Yesssss Lorrrrrredddddddddddddd

— Apr 09, 2026 05:40AM

Ethel is on page 158 of 410

— Apr 09, 2026 05:39AM

Ethel is on page 132 of 410

Just kiss alreadyyyy

— Apr 09, 2026 04:55AM

Ethel is on page 118 of 410

Cringe but like Cute cringe

— Apr 09, 2026 04:53AM

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