Kaelah’s Reviews > A Fire Upon the Deep > Status Update

I keep interpreting the alien named Greenstalk as a giant celery humanoid but with the voice of C-3PO.

Hide your humans!

Oh they detoured to another planet to repair the spaceship? I really want them to find a kooky old man and a much younger man who won’t shut up about the Force or his beautiful sister.

Some parts are actually wholesome, then other parts I’m wondering why orgies needed to be mentioned again.

“chronic theorizers”
Conspiracy theorists?

200 pages later and it’s finally starting to pick up

“‘Don’t act like more of a jerk than you are’”

“Subject: Hello. My name is Jefri Olsndot. Our ships hurt adnd we need help. pPlease anser.
Summary: Sorry if I get some of this wrong. This keyboard is STUPID!!”
Glad to know keyboards are still annoying in the year 52090.

“And Steel wondered if he had ever heard a deadly threat uttered in such sweet innocence”

The dog aliens are experimenting on their own kind - pups they abducted from varied packs for specific reasons.
And it make s me wonder