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Kaelah
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I keep interpreting the alien named Greenstalk as a giant celery humanoid but with the voice of C-3PO.
— 18 hours, 17 min ago
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Kaelah
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Oh they detoured to another planet to repair the spaceship? I really want them to find a kooky old man and a much younger man who won’t shut up about the Force or his beautiful sister.
— Apr 29, 2026 08:31PM
Kaelah
is on page 278 of 624
Some parts are actually wholesome, then other parts I’m wondering why orgies needed to be mentioned again.
— Apr 26, 2026 08:20PM
Kaelah
is on page 207 of 624
200 pages later and it’s finally starting to pick up
— Apr 23, 2026 08:37PM
Kaelah
is on page 169 of 624
“Subject: Hello. My name is Jefri Olsndot. Our ships hurt adnd we need help. pPlease anser.
Summary: Sorry if I get some of this wrong. This keyboard is STUPID!!”
Glad to know keyboards are still annoying in the year 52090.
— Apr 19, 2026 07:40PM
Summary: Sorry if I get some of this wrong. This keyboard is STUPID!!”
Glad to know keyboards are still annoying in the year 52090.
Kaelah
is on page 154 of 624
“And Steel wondered if he had ever heard a deadly threat uttered in such sweet innocence”
— Apr 11, 2026 08:23PM
Kaelah
is on page 143 of 624
The dog aliens are experimenting on their own kind - pups they abducted from varied packs for specific reasons.
And it make s me wonder
— Apr 10, 2026 09:09PM
And it make s me wonder
Kaelah
is on page 125 of 624
The author is seamless between dialogue and the rest of a character’s thoughts and it’s actually funny
— Apr 08, 2026 07:52PM
