Zana’s Reviews > Cat Love > Status Update

‘The final straw was when, one day, I wasn’t moving fast enough out of her way and she nudged me with her purse. Some cheap thing that spelled Michael Kors with a “C” instead of a “K.” I turned and scratched her bag. She jumped back and cried like she was hurt.’

Relatable

“Here I was, two years old, and already with babies after my first tomcat. What a life.”

Poor baby

“Male calicoes are rare, which makes it even more annoying that I sometimes get mistaken for one. Just because I have wide shoulders and look like I can throw down doesn’t mean I’m not a lady.”

Lmao damn girl

“She had been working as a Pity Party Planner for a few months back then. Since she had been a semiprofessionally unhappy person for years, it made sense that she’d finally put all that experience to good use and get paid for it.”

Relatable

“Since the vet had said that I had kidneys that would one day go bad, the Mustache had started to feed me these pellets that tasted like someone’s idea of food. When my hunger strike hadn’t worked, I relented and ate the pellets.”

This is so cute

“He had a secret passion, though. When the store was empty and all the boxes sat perfectly on their shelves, he would print a blank receipt from the register and scribble a poem on it. When he read these poems to me on our couch, I would purr in his lap, just happy that he was happy for a moment.”

Awwwww