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“What else do you do?” I asked.
She shrugged. “For twenty bucks I’ll comment ‘Yikes’ on your ex’s last selfie.”
“Ha.”
“I love humbling terrible men. Most of the time I’ll do it for free. So, how’s it going with Mike?” she asked.
— Apr 09, 2026 07:08AM
She shrugged. “For twenty bucks I’ll comment ‘Yikes’ on your ex’s last selfie.”
“Ha.”
“I love humbling terrible men. Most of the time I’ll do it for free. So, how’s it going with Mike?” she asked.
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Axelle⁷
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Chris: Woofarine killed a frog today and brought it to me in bed. Come get your child.
I cracked up over my phone.
Me: Pictures or it didn’t happen.
Chris: There. Picture sent. I promise you that frog wasn’t there before.
I choked at the dead frog on his white sheet.
Me: 🤢 grounded.
— Apr 09, 2026 07:10AM
I cracked up over my phone.
Me: Pictures or it didn’t happen.
Chris: There. Picture sent. I promise you that frog wasn’t there before.
I choked at the dead frog on his white sheet.
Me: 🤢 grounded.

