Sadie Lee > Status Update

Oh my goodness...well, I can say I was definitely not expecting this. The start had me cringing in second-hand embarrassment for Emilie (which is a great sign - good cringing, not bad).
However, then they hooked up and I just can't. Stop. Laughing!!!!
I mean *snorts* come on:

"So DEEP!" I feel the floodgates breaking loose.
"I'm...I'm...Oooooo!" She howls."

BAHAHAHAHA SO SEXY

LOL

NOT