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Pearl E
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You can do a millio.. things right, but if you do one single thing wrong you're forever that parent who was checking his phone in the park when your child was hit in the head by a swing. We don't take our eyes off them for days at a time, but then you read just one text message and it's as if all your best moments never happened.
— Apr 10, 2026 01:46PM
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Pearl E
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All we’ve managed to find out about the boundaries of the universe is that it hasn’t got any, and all we know about God is that we don’t know anything.
— Apr 12, 2026 07:19AM
Pearl E
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You're so aware of how you affect your chi-dren. I heard a pediatric doctor say on television that a generation ago, parents used to come to him and say 'Our child's wetting the bed, what's wrong with him?" Now, a generation later, they come to him and say Our child's wetting the bed, what's wrong with us? You take the blame for everything."
— Apr 12, 2026 07:18AM
Pearl E
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Because no matter how much money anyone earns, they still lie awake at the end of the month worrying about money...because everyone is living beyond their means. So not even really rich people ever feel really rich, because in the end, the only thing you can buy is a more expensive version of something you've already got. With borrowed money.
— Apr 12, 2026 07:02AM
