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baneet
is 80% done
more names: campbell (neve), wes carpenter (john), and jennifer (“‘s body”)
anyway. jamie was like “this can’t be the end, right?” no girl it’s not, there’s two hours left of this audiobook. also i was right about the killer being a woman.
— Apr 10, 2026 02:47PM
anyway. jamie was like “this can’t be the end, right?” no girl it’s not, there’s two hours left of this audiobook. also i was right about the killer being a woman.
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baneet
is 56% done
i need the male narrator to PLEASE speak louder i have to keep replaying his segments bc i can’t understand him
— Apr 10, 2026 12:17PM
baneet
is 52% done
mc is named jamie (lee curtis) prescott (sidney, “scream”). her best friend is laurie (“halloween”), and people at their speed-dating event are john (carpenter), wes (craven), and billy and stu (also “scream”).
— Apr 10, 2026 11:49AM
baneet
is 52% done
they keep saying the killer is a man in love with jamie, and jamie acknowledges that it’s statistically more likely to be a male killer than female, but the more it’s mentioned, the more i think this killer is a woman
— Apr 10, 2026 11:38AM
baneet
is 45% done
perhaps this book is set in a world where the 2025 “heart eyes” movie does not exist, or it has not yet been produced/released, or jamie just hasn’t seen it. but obviously jamie would 1000% have seen “heart eyes” bc it’s a slasher romcom, which are her fave genres, so the most likely conclusion here is that the movie simply does not exist in this book
— Apr 10, 2026 01:04AM
baneet
is 45% done
no bc my first thought when jamie saw the killer’s mask was “omg just like heart eyes from the spectacular olivia holt movie from 2025, ‘heart eyes’” and then jamie goes and names the killer in this novel “heart eyes” which Makes Sense given her reasoning that fictional slashers get easy appearance-related names. but also girl help there’s already a heart eyes killer
— Apr 10, 2026 01:00AM