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naomi has absolutely no sense of self-preservation. also i hate her.

is this book “it’s a wonderful life”?

kmm LOVES a bronwyn/nate blueprint main romance with a Big School Event (usually) happening at the climax of the story

so this book is a mess, it is all over the place, there are so many plotlines that feel irrelevant to the fact that this is a “city of ember” prequel and/or the plotlines never get resolved. last ten min of the audiobook was basically a montage of “nickie grew up and here are some things that happened and also she was one of the first emberites” like?? huh???

oh god (comedic but also despair)

man who names their kid DOON

what do you mean these kids are TWELVE when they enter the adult workforce

jonah don’t you fucking dare…

didn’t know edward was a redhead until this book whoops

justice for bun-bun!

okay so the folders nerfed me

oof,,

caleb needs to take a hike

get the champagne 🥺😭

shane hollander the man that you are!!!!!

wdym troy doesn’t know what cake pops are 😭

more names: campbell (neve), wes carpenter (john), and jennifer (“‘s body”)

anyway. jamie was like “this can’t be the end, right?” no girl it’s not, there’s two hours left of this audiobook. also i was right about the killer being a woman.

i need the male narrator to PLEASE speak louder i have to keep replaying his segments bc i can’t understand him

mc is named jamie (lee curtis) prescott (sidney, “scream”). her best friend is laurie (“halloween”), and people at their speed-dating event are john (carpenter), wes (craven), and billy and stu (also “scream”).

they keep saying the killer is a man in love with jamie, and jamie acknowledges that it’s statistically more likely to be a male killer than female, but the more it’s mentioned, the more i think this killer is a woman

perhaps this book is set in a world where the 2025 “heart eyes” movie does not exist, or it has not yet been produced/released, or jamie just hasn’t seen it. but obviously jamie would 1000% have seen “heart eyes” bc it’s a slasher romcom, which are her fave genres, so the most likely conclusion here is that the movie simply does not exist in this book

no bc my first thought when jamie saw the killer’s mask was “omg just like heart eyes from the spectacular olivia holt movie from 2025, ‘heart eyes’” and then jamie goes and names the killer in this novel “heart eyes” which Makes Sense given her reasoning that fictional slashers get easy appearance-related names. but also girl help there’s already a heart eyes killer

“did you really come to a gay bar in vegas just to make fun of me?” oh scott baby this is ilya rozanov we’re talking about, of COURSE he did

a second “don’t tell me you’re secretly dating rozanov” has hit the game changer

imagine secretly dating ilya rozanov…

kip: all the [smoothie] names here are kinda dumb.
scott, pointing at kip’s name tag: i like your name.

OKAY SCOTT HUNTER

so hunny and mori know that tamaki, hikaru, and kasanoda each have a crush on haruhi (and are at different levels of self-awareness)… but wtf exactly did hunny mean when he followed that up with “and then there’s kaoru and kyoya. one of them is also unaware of his feelings.” um????????

not me sobbing when my gal miss nadia(?) gave up her saris 😭