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baneet is 80% done with How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates
more names: campbell (neve), wes carpenter (john), and jennifer (“‘s body”)

anyway. jamie was like “this can’t be the end, right?” no girl it’s not, there’s two hours left of this audiobook. also i was right about the killer being a woman.
Apr 10, 2026 02:47PM Add a comment
How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates

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baneet is 56% done with How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates
i need the male narrator to PLEASE speak louder i have to keep replaying his segments bc i can’t understand him
Apr 10, 2026 12:17PM Add a comment
How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates

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baneet is 52% done with How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates
mc is named jamie (lee curtis) prescott (sidney, “scream”). her best friend is laurie (“halloween”), and people at their speed-dating event are john (carpenter), wes (craven), and billy and stu (also “scream”).
Apr 10, 2026 11:49AM Add a comment
How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates

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baneet is 52% done with How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates
they keep saying the killer is a man in love with jamie, and jamie acknowledges that it’s statistically more likely to be a male killer than female, but the more it’s mentioned, the more i think this killer is a woman
Apr 10, 2026 11:38AM Add a comment
How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates

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baneet is 45% done with How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates
perhaps this book is set in a world where the 2025 “heart eyes” movie does not exist, or it has not yet been produced/released, or jamie just hasn’t seen it. but obviously jamie would 1000% have seen “heart eyes” bc it’s a slasher romcom, which are her fave genres, so the most likely conclusion here is that the movie simply does not exist in this book
Apr 10, 2026 01:04AM Add a comment
How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates

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baneet is 45% done with How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates
no bc my first thought when jamie saw the killer’s mask was “omg just like heart eyes from the spectacular olivia holt movie from 2025, ‘heart eyes’” and then jamie goes and names the killer in this novel “heart eyes” which Makes Sense given her reasoning that fictional slashers get easy appearance-related names. but also girl help there’s already a heart eyes killer
Apr 10, 2026 01:00AM Add a comment
How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates

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baneet is 99% done with Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)
“did you really come to a gay bar in vegas just to make fun of me?” oh scott baby this is ilya rozanov we’re talking about, of COURSE he did
Apr 08, 2026 11:48AM Add a comment
Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)

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baneet is 90% done with Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)
a second “don’t tell me you’re secretly dating rozanov” has hit the game changer
Apr 08, 2026 10:25AM Add a comment
Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)

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baneet is 85% done with Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)
imagine secretly dating ilya rozanov…
Apr 08, 2026 08:56AM Add a comment
Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)

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baneet is starting Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)
kip: all the [smoothie] names here are kinda dumb.
scott, pointing at kip’s name tag: i like your name.

OKAY SCOTT HUNTER
Apr 01, 2026 09:47AM Add a comment
Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)

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baneet is 98% done with Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 8 (Ouran High School Host Club, #8)
so hunny and mori know that tamaki, hikaru, and kasanoda each have a crush on haruhi (and are at different levels of self-awareness)… but wtf exactly did hunny mean when he followed that up with “and then there’s kaoru and kyoya. one of them is also unaware of his feelings.” um????????
Mar 22, 2026 08:08PM Add a comment
Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 8 (Ouran High School Host Club, #8)

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baneet is 81% done with When the Tides Held the Moon
not me sobbing when my gal miss nadia(?) gave up her saris 😭
Mar 19, 2026 04:00PM Add a comment
When the Tides Held the Moon

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baneet is 66% done with Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 6 (Ouran High School Host Club, #6)
tamaki’s grandmother appeared and hunny immediately said “i hate her” BROOOOOOOO
Mar 04, 2026 09:24AM Add a comment
Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 6 (Ouran High School Host Club, #6)

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baneet is 80% done with Heated Rivalry (Game Changers, #2)
THEYRE SO STUPID AND IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER
Jan 20, 2026 07:45PM Add a comment
Heated Rivalry (Game Changers, #2)

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baneet is 87% done with Shark Heart
whoops i finished this last year and forgot to log it lol
Jan 02, 2026 08:54AM Add a comment
Shark Heart

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baneet is 87% done with Shark Heart
interpreting the animal transformations to be an analogy for terminal diagnoses… ouch….
Dec 28, 2025 08:17PM Add a comment
Shark Heart

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baneet is 72% done with The El
i’m following the plot better than i was before, but there are way too many characters and POV switches that i can’t keep track of who is who. the narration is not distinct enough, and the only reason i can sorta differentiate is bc of the plethora of audiobook VAs. lil demon and lil psycho are the same guy to me 😭
Dec 28, 2025 10:55AM Add a comment
The El

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baneet is 32% done with The El
yeah i know im a third of the way into the book. i think i need to restart it tho bc i lost the plot, and i have no idea where i lost it
Dec 27, 2025 10:56PM Add a comment
The El

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baneet is 81% done with Witchlore
HUH???????????
Dec 25, 2025 04:41PM Add a comment
Witchlore

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baneet is starting So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #4)
haven’t started this yet but needed to make the note to myself that i need to switch to physical/ebook for the rest of this series or find a different audiobook narrator bc i can only tolerate martin freeman for so long and i’m well past my limit now
Dec 07, 2025 06:02AM Add a comment
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #4)

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baneet is 22% done with Life, the Universe and Everything (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3)
very autistic of arthur to notice that his collection of interesting rocks was wrong bc it was boring
Dec 06, 2025 05:13PM Add a comment
Life, the Universe and Everything (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3)

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baneet is 57% done with We Used to Live Here
this book unsettles me more than stephen king
Nov 05, 2025 09:31AM Add a comment
We Used to Live Here

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baneet is 5% done with Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
dnf for now, i don’t like the audiobook narration
Oct 28, 2025 02:49PM Add a comment
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

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baneet is 22% done with The Truth about the Devlins
hot take but if i was tj, i would stop helping john cover up whatever murder plot he has going on. very extremely shitty of john to continuously treat tj’s sobriety like it’s nothing
Oct 19, 2025 07:40AM Add a comment
The Truth about the Devlins

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baneet is starting Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)
not the scarecrow calling elphaba a lesbian barely five minutes into the book 😭 he’s right tho
Sep 24, 2025 04:03AM Add a comment
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)

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baneet is 98% done with Stag Dance
no bc why was the titular story (out of the four stories in this book) the least interesting. bro i nearly dnf’ed during chapter 9 (out of 16), but i just skipped the rest of it to listen to the final story.
my fave was “the chaser” (which was narrated by one of the VAs from “the bright sessions” podcast!!!)
Sep 24, 2025 03:57AM Add a comment
Stag Dance

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baneet is 97% done with Pride or Die
…and everyone clapped
Sep 02, 2025 02:33AM Add a comment
Pride or Die

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baneet is 99% done with Rules for Vanishing
i feel like i need to take a few days off and then reread this book…
Aug 29, 2025 10:52PM Add a comment
Rules for Vanishing

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