jake liz’s Reviews > The Exorcist > Status Update

“bend and show us the holy rump so that we may worship and adore it” I AM IN STITCHES

can we please never call a man just standing there “tall and erect” ever again?

okay so the exorcist is finally here. WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG.

offensively, what the hell is wrong with the author. this is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever had the misfortune to read. this little girl is 12 YEARS OLD, why the fuck am i reading about sexual assault! there are lines fiction authors should not cross, and this author is kilometres across it, dancing. i’ve never been so disgusted by a book in my life.

what the actual fuck

ok so i do really like carl BUT CAN A GUY STOP ACTING SO SUSPICIOUS

“to me a myth is like a menu in a fancy french restaurant. it’s glamorous, complicated camouflage for a fact you wouldn’t otherwise swallow.” THIS IS ACTUALLY SUCH A COOL QUOTE

“tucked in a corner like a poor relation” is such an insane sentence