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The world was fucking awful. It was a wretched, desolate place, a desert of meaninglessness, a heartless wasteland, where horrific things happened all the time for no reason and nothing good lasted for long.

When Quentin sat up he immediately wished he had in fact died in a catastrophic teleportation accident.

Didn’t think he would go to teaching

Poor Benedict rip

I feel like this is a simple Disney quest book

“Look, who’s the talking bear here?” Quentin snapped. “Is it you? Are you the talking fucking bear? All right. So shut the fuck up.”

“As a matter of fact, it’s not. A giant praying mantis tried to kill me earlier today, and I’d like to know why.”

“Let’s buy it a beer,” Quentin said. “I think it’s asleep. And anyway it doesn’t look that friendly.”