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shannon is starting

what are the chances that the ninth level will be so calm and cool and not traumatizing at all

— Apr 12, 2026 10:48PM

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shannon’s Previous Updates

shannon is 95% done

“I love you” damn who’s cutting onions 😭😭😭

— Apr 27, 2026 12:05AM

shannon is 89% done

I am Stressed™

— Apr 26, 2026 10:07PM

shannon is 82% done

the meow 😭😭😭

— Apr 25, 2026 01:49AM

shannon is 79% done

— Apr 25, 2026 12:48AM

shannon is 74% done

oh the system messaging is insane rn

— Apr 24, 2026 10:24PM

shannon is 65% done

cascadia is killing me lmaooooo

— Apr 22, 2026 01:28AM

shannon is 58% done

“who the hell is candy newton” 😂

— Apr 21, 2026 12:32AM

shannon is 52% done

they’re in their besties arc 🥰

— Apr 20, 2026 02:22AM

shannon is 47% done

I’m sure *nothing* bad will happen at this meeting

— Apr 19, 2026 02:39AM

shannon is 33% done

h o l y shit

— Apr 18, 2026 09:21PM

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