Celeste’s Reviews > The Ritual > Status Update
Celeste
is 29% done
Honestly seeing a corpse, finding creepy structures and hearing strange noises don’t make the hiking vacation sound any less appealing than it already was
— Apr 13, 2026 06:37AM
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Celeste’s Previous Updates
Celeste
is finished
The only good thing this stupid ass book managed to do was pissing me off so bad I was running on the tapis roulant at 2x my usual speed and barely felt it
— Apr 14, 2026 05:27AM
Celeste
is 76% done
I’d only recommend this book to weird christian edgelords who think babbling lukewarm quips in a british accent is the coolest shit ever
— Apr 14, 2026 04:50AM
Celeste
is 68% done
I’m not going to DNF this book, I’m too close to the ending, but my god how boring and stupid it got… I just hope the monsters kill everyone
— Apr 14, 2026 04:33AM
