Kate’s Reviews > A Clash of Kings > Status Update

Wow that's a lovely hairnet I can't imagine that it would be narratively significant in any way. Isn't it weird that Dontos called it 'vengeance for her father'? Haha. Anyway

Ok Iliad 16 moment. Renly is definitely dead but his armour went conspicuously missing so someone's wearing that for sure

I'm not sure I realistically believe that Tyrion would have killed as many guys as this even with nobleman's arms training and being part of a mounted charge, but I'll allow it as the bias of his own POV I suppose

Jaime randomly throwing his hat into the ring as a Nedbert shipper. Stranger things have happened.

Just another magnificent cope from Theon. Truly spectacular floppage. Whole book is his personal cringe compilation

Oh god they're trying to blow the weird mysterious dragonglass horn they found in a hoard. Don't do that. Probably a magic horn or something. Also the Night's Watch make terrible archaeologists

I did not know that the peach thing was said in the context of Stannis having assassinated Renly. Love the complexity but holy mess and guilty and self delusion batman

Ok so we're getting portents about the sea overtaking Winterfell (Greyjoys), Ramsay Bolton's creepy servant is prisoner and Ramsay himself is missing, I know Theon ends up stuck with Ramsay... This all sounds so promising. I'm sure nothing bad will happen

'"I am not without mercy," thundered [Stannis] who was notoriously without mercy.' lollll thoroughly enjoying this parley being filtered through Catelyn who refuses to see it as anything but farcial

BRIENNE OF TARTH!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉