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Lmaoo this book is giving me slaughterhouse five vibes!! Also incredibly relatable 😭
— Apr 13, 2026 04:20PM
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Hoda
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Wow. I don’t even know what to think. I needed like 500 more pages. 😭
— Apr 19, 2026 01:42PM
Hoda
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This is genuinely so addicting, I can’t stop reading this. The American girl is annoyingly too relatable and the boy’s mind is so fucked up but I’m absolutely devouring this writing style.
— Apr 19, 2026 12:24PM
Hoda
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I am obsessed with this writing style. It’s so poetic. Why did I not realize that it alternates between two perspectives? I am so dumb lmaooo. But I love this story even though there’s times it gets oddly very dark. It’s like a better version of how to lose the time war.
— Apr 15, 2026 01:07PM
