Status Update

Emma is 8% done

“She was wearing white cowboy boots, and iridescent miniskirt, and red lipstick.” Respectfully, no tf she was not, rewriting that outfit nooooow.

— Apr 13, 2026 08:15PM

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Emma’s Previous Updates

Emma is 98% done

The dad didn’t say ONE WORD THIS WHOLE BOOK UNTIL 98% WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

— 1 hour, 17 min ago

Emma is 96% done

No, because I cannot fathom a mother only feeling that way for one of her children, no no no. Absolutely not.

— 1 hour, 22 min ago

Emma is 92% done

wtf

— 1 hour, 41 min ago

Emma is 89% done

A woman with a baby wouldn’t let strangers in her home!!!!

— 1 hour, 50 min ago

Emma is 88% done

Not 77% 88 whoops

— 2 hours, 6 min ago

Emma is 77% done

“Because I’m a trope” 🙄

— 2 hours, 7 min ago

Emma is 46% done

The male narrator is just sometimes not on the same page as the intended emotional wavelength as the text

— 9 hours, 51 min ago

Emma is 39% done

“You sound like, 30” well excuuuuuse me 🫤

— 12 hours, 35 min ago

Emma is 28% done

— Apr 16, 2026 07:15AM

Emma is 26% done

wtf am I reading

— Apr 15, 2026 01:26PM

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