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Marla Kate is on page 77 of 224

imagine thinking you’re subtle in 1833 for indicating each day you got laid in your diary with an “X”, only for historians to later crack your code and publish it in a book. I feel sorry for the opera houses in malta

— Apr 14, 2026 03:09PM

James Fitzjames: the Mystery Man of the Franklin Expedition

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Marla Kate is on page 150 of 224

“I think I should make up in perseverance what I might want in sense” is conceptually the funniest words james fitzjames could’ve put to paper while discussing going to the arctic

— Apr 15, 2026 03:31PM

Marla Kate is on page 21 of 224

“All returned to tell their tales of adventure except the franklin expedition” well no

— Apr 13, 2026 11:36AM