Hannah’s Reviews > Dire Bound > Status Update
Hannah
is 42% done
Girl??? You're a hard headed fucking idiot. Literally just be nice to your horse
— Apr 16, 2026 03:56AM
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Hannah
is 88% done
wow. I cannot believe it. who could have ever guessed this predictable information. who could possibly have the brainpower to think through such a thing? (not you, for sure)
— Apr 19, 2026 02:44PM
Hannah
is 30% done
And of course there's a ball, and of course she's so poor, and of course she's so gorgeous when they give her a borrowed dress and makeup
— Apr 15, 2026 09:19AM
