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barely going to make it out of this dog arc intact .....

lena adopted an "elderly dog" with cataracts and "a broken leg that never reset", "unused to her tripod status", with "ornate rituals to stay alive", and "only toothlessness to prevent her from taking chunks out of "[lena's] hand". lena met her "staring blankly at the toddler like she’d had her frontal lobe removed " .. holden caulfield ass characterization

auntie lena's ability to articulate the absurdity of modern life is unmatched. SISTERS she mentioned the live-in girlfriend-called-roommate trope. The feeling slighted about peoples' indifference to your curiosity-inducing life trope. The "being lost in reverie at the glamour of your situation" (freaking verbatim), then leaning on a railing that plummets hundreds of feet down a hill. our finest serial sitcom writer

thank you allah and the orange county public library for the expedited access to my Current Favorite postmodern mind. anxiously awaiting the aunt lena popstar on the couch allegations. i feel uniquely qualified to comment