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Josie
is 39% done
His eyes, however, were anything but soft. They were blades swathed with black silk, their edges so cold they burned hot against my skin.
what does this even MEAN
— Apr 16, 2026 10:08AM
what does this even MEAN
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Josie
is 68% done
The sharp smell of urine filled the air. Oh, for fuck’s sake. That was a custom-made leather chair.
only a psychotic billionaire would say his SECRET TORTURE AND DEATH ROOM "didn't contain anything except basic office furniture" and then go on to complain about vintage mahogany and custom-made leather chairs being ruined while he is STABBING AND KILLING PEOPLE
— Apr 16, 2026 10:26AM
only a psychotic billionaire would say his SECRET TORTURE AND DEATH ROOM "didn't contain anything except basic office furniture" and then go on to complain about vintage mahogany and custom-made leather chairs being ruined while he is STABBING AND KILLING PEOPLE
Josie
is 68% done
An inhuman howl ripped through the room while I frowned at the blood pooling on the vintage mahogany. Perhaps I should’ve done this on a less expensive surface, but alas, it was too late.
the more i read, the more i feel like i'm descending into madness
— Apr 16, 2026 10:13AM
the more i read, the more i feel like i'm descending into madness
Josie
is 60% done
Darkness was always drawn to light, but I wasn’t just drawn to her; I was fucking obsessed. I would throw myself into her flame and let it burn me alive if it meant her warmth was the last thing I felt before I died.
r u ok hun
— Apr 16, 2026 10:12AM
r u ok hun
Josie
is 47% done
I waited until the door shut behind them before I activated the device. I couldn’t hear the footage, but I could hear the boom in my head as his car exploded into flames.
dude just planted a car bomb, what is even going on right now
— Apr 16, 2026 10:10AM
dude just planted a car bomb, what is even going on right now
Josie
is 16% done
Black had always been my favorite color. Silent. Deadly. Impenetrable. I felt at home in it, like shadows merging with the inky wells of night.
cheer up, emo kid
— Apr 16, 2026 10:08AM
cheer up, emo kid

