Status Update

Haley is 50% done

the ability to transform into someone else and their story entirely is absolutely miraculous here

— Apr 16, 2026 12:05PM

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Haley’s Previous Updates

Haley is 75% done

we're really honing in on the football and drugs plot line

— Apr 18, 2026 10:22AM

Haley is 60% done

“I was only just now starting to exist.”

— Apr 17, 2026 08:41AM

Haley is 30% done

“I got up every day thinking the sun was out there shining, and it could just as well shine on me as any other human person.”

— Apr 15, 2026 08:24AM

Haley is 10% done

goddammit I cannot write for shit

— Apr 14, 2026 06:19AM

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