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“On your knees, ginger snap. Then you’re going to tell me everything you know about Caleb. If I find out you’re lying, I’ll blow your brains out all over this sad, pathetic room you call a gym.” Whatever you say, Cal 🫠
— Apr 18, 2026 05:17AM
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“As long as I have you, I don’t need anything else.”
— Apr 23, 2026 11:24AM
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"[...] wondering when my life had been reduced to counting down the minutes until I could see him again." - RYAAAAAAAAAN. SAME, BOY, SAME 😭
— Apr 22, 2026 12:27AM
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“I’m not going to force you to officially come out, but when we’re in private, I’m allowed to touch you whenever I want. You will let me kiss you the way I want, fuck you the way I want, and suck you the way I want. When we’re behind closed doors, I’m in fucking charge from now on. You belong to me.” CAL FUCKING WALKER, YOU ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME. AGH.
— Apr 21, 2026 12:44AM
