CrisTiger’s Reviews > The Mercenary and the Mortician > Status Update

"[...] wondering when my life had been reduced to counting down the minutes until I could see him again." - RYAAAAAAAAAN. SAME, BOY, SAME 😭

“I’m not going to force you to officially come out, but when we’re in private, I’m allowed to touch you whenever I want. You will let me kiss you the way I want, fuck you the way I want, and suck you the way I want. When we’re behind closed doors, I’m in fucking charge from now on. You belong to me.” CAL FUCKING WALKER, YOU ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME. AGH.

“On your knees, ginger snap. Then you’re going to tell me everything you know about Caleb. If I find out you’re lying, I’ll blow your brains out all over this sad, pathetic room you call a gym.” Whatever you say, Cal 🫠