nitra’s Reviews > Don Quixote > Status Update

Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Rise above. Focus on science.

My heart is full of greed from KCD2 because Im just hoping the outcome of this strange adventure is don quixote delusionally declaring this poor fella who kinda went insane over love to not be worthy of that 100 gold thingies and just keepjg it

Stfu don quixoteeee take the fucking 1 billion escudos and buy an actual armor set

Where the fuck did that come from lmao

Fucking hilarious stolen donkey returns suddenly a paragraph later bit

Holy motherfuck footnote

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Gods don quixote stop selecting the fucking [THREATEN] speech option!!!

today i learned singing as in snitching is that old of an idiom

Right you loved and hugged a wicker basket of freshly washed clothes that's why they arrested you