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omg zarrah named her daughter after yrina 😭😭😭 I’m not crying, you are

so keris’s son didn’t escape the veliant eyes curse

“Athena and Cresta are dead. Sarhina is with Nana—she took an arrow to the stomach.”

WHAT THE FUCK 😧

“Harendell might be the queen of the north, but Valcotta is empress of the south, and we know war far better than you. Do not test me.”

CLOCK HER, ZARRAH

cercei and joffrey is that you

I love james’s bond with ginny 🥹

“I’m not leaving you
“Obviously not. You’ll escape, and then plan my rescue, I look forward to being the damsel in the tower this time”

HELPPPPP not keris and zarrah switching roles

“Ahnna shrugged. “She once referred to you as the most beautiful man in the world.”
Keris blinked. “Flattering, but I feel compelled to point out the obvious: Virginia Ashford is blind. I could be as ugly as a pig’s ass and she’d never know it.”

LMAOOO

“It’s an honor to meet you, Imperial Majesty.”
Empress Zarrah of Valcotta looked down at her and smiled. “Likewise, Your Highness. I’ve heard a great deal about you.”

FINALLY TWO ICONS MET

keris and the dog is honestly the funniest part of the book 😭