✨ Maude ✨’s Reviews > Not in Love > Status Update
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I have 20 minutes left to the audiobook and they’ve apparently just now figured out they can, in fact, do other stuff than fuck!! Wow! Congrats! Yoohoo!
— Apr 19, 2026 05:48PM
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✨ Maude ✨
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“Hey bbg, I know you experienced food insecurity as a child so I just wanted to let you know that I can make all of THREE dishes to feed you well because my Michelin star chef of an ex taught me 😏😏”
The level of aura loss is actually astounding
— Apr 18, 2026 01:21PM
The level of aura loss is actually astounding
✨ Maude ✨
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Good lord is that man a fucking unbearable simp (with a sex addiction) 🥲 Like maybe take it down a notch ? Ew dude
— Apr 18, 2026 01:16PM
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Apr 20, 2026 02:06AM
HAHAHAHAHHA
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I hate it so much when a romance is only smutt. I like 2-3 good scenes and I’m good!
It’s not even a short book too like there was plenty room for both?
