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…i know SHE broke into HIS house but uhh he just assaulted her?

The LEAPS and BOUNDS in logic Bel makes is fucking nonsensical. Girl you gotta stretch before reaching this far good GOD

“I may be evil but I’m not the evil you’re hunting.”

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Bel has called Eamon “evil” no less than three times. She’s seen him in person *checks notes* twice. And she keeps talking about their attraction like her boyfriend(?) is standing right there???

Oop. Bel only comes up to his chest! He was pure grace and silence in the shadows! Strength and dominance! “She had never witnessed such perfection. She had never stared at such evil. He was beauty. He was a beast, and every inch of him oozed darkness and power.” He’s dirty blonde and she’s calling him morally grey based on it i fucking cannot. He’s said THREE WORDS.

I’m sorry, your first suspect is the guy who commissioned Lumiere for a bunch of expensive furniture???

Calling it now, it was the feather duster.

Also why is this comped to Criminal Minds and not Hannibal with all those artsy body poses?

Ah yes, the killer has to be male bc women so smol so little so teeny tiny can’t pick up big things, not strong mmhmm