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Esmé
is on page 347 of 517
how am I this far through and they haven't shagged yet. this was sold to me as the dragon smut book and so far we've only had offscreen dragon snagging. I feel so cheated
— Apr 23, 2026 07:58AM
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Esmé
is on page 428 of 517
the dragon baby carrier is making up for a lot of the bullshit I just had to read. not enough to make me forget that one of these fucking dragons is called sgaeyl. fantasy authors will do stupid things for a scale pun
— Apr 24, 2026 07:58AM
Esmé
is on page 383 of 517
fucking finally got her nut off !!!! hallelujah God bless !!!! although it was more funny than sexy I couldnt help but laughing every time she came and blew something up lmaooooooo
— Apr 23, 2026 09:17AM
Esmé
is on page 208 of 517
okay slay another minority side character! we love seeing deaf characters in fantasy settings
— Apr 20, 2026 08:51AM
Esmé
is on page 135 of 517
we had lesbians and now we have a non binary character! I wish this book was about them <3 hope they don't die
— Apr 20, 2026 07:07AM
Esmé
is on page 129 of 517
I simply have to cringe every time this fuckass man calls her violence
— Apr 19, 2026 10:20AM
Esmé
is on page 23 of 517
love this convenient exposition. ok I need to keep calm so id better recite The Lore, Geography, Etymology and Sociology of my Kingdom
— Apr 17, 2026 08:53AM
