dani’s Reviews > A Little Buzzed > Status Update
dani
is 80% done
i fucking knew it! i knew jared would go work for lloyd! he better not have stolen their work. i was scared of this for the entire book.
— Apr 23, 2026 03:15PM
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dani
is 89% done
if she doesn’t leave that damn restaurant and make sure they pay their own damn bill, i will be pissed.
— Apr 23, 2026 04:21PM
dani
is 75% done
this timeline has me confused. didn’t she just have her period yesterday? one day period? i wish that was me.
— Apr 23, 2026 12:45PM
dani
is 69% done
not this bitch researching the scientific evidence for love. i cannot with you. scout, you love him!
— Apr 23, 2026 11:36AM
dani
is 49% done
she wants to rub that passed around old golf club in her body? yuck!
— Apr 23, 2026 07:11AM
dani
is 41% done
i don’t know. i think “good girl” requires context. it does nothing if you say it at random. you have praise her for doing something, babe.
— Apr 23, 2026 06:31AM
