Chloé’s Reviews > Sky Daddy > Status Update

Jesus christ

I was telegraphing to the world that I’d posted photos of myself on the Internet for the purpose of finding someone to have sex with, or worse, to build a life with. I wanted to assure the smirking silver fox that I only wanted to marry a pilot to maximize my access to planes before commercial flight became financially prohibitive due to the collapse of fossil capitalism.”

"As I belonged nowhere on the conventional spectrum of sexual orientation, I allowed people to believe I was heterosexual, and I suppose I was, as all planes are male in spirit, just as all boats are female, and helicopters possess the souls of mischievous children."