Status Update

Ashley is 71% done

i'm sick of all this skinny jean slander. i wish short, stubby legs upon all of you

— Apr 23, 2026 04:16PM

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Ashley’s Previous Updates

Ashley is 95% done

This whole part about modern eyeliner in the wake of influencers is the least interesting part of this book.

— Apr 24, 2026 09:23AM

Ashley is 86% done

— Apr 24, 2026 07:33AM

Ashley is 70% done

— Apr 22, 2026 05:40PM

Ashley is 29% done

— Apr 21, 2026 01:20PM

Ashley is 18% done

— Apr 20, 2026 07:56PM

Ashley is 5% done

I just heard about Ziwe for the first time yesterday! Her interview with Leslie Jones had me crying.

— Apr 20, 2026 04:10PM

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